Which they did.
I guess everyone thought that was absolutely clever and hilarious because they’ve been putting ducks in the fountain ever since – with a lot of fanfare.
Being in Memphis we stopped to see the Peabody ducks which were to make an appearance at 11:00.
The lobby wasn’t packed, but obviously something was going on – which was especially obvious since a guy in a red uniform was heralding the arrival of the ducks.
Then after the fanfare – called the duck march or something – five mallards came out of the elevator, walked down the red carpet and into the fountain where they swam around in circles in an area about as big as two kid wading pools.
I had heard of the Peabody ducks and all that – but watching five mallards swim around wasn’t all THAT exciting. Sometimes I even have mallards in my yard – though the ducks in my yard do not come down in an elevator from my roof.
But here are some facts.
The guy in the red uniform is called the Duckmaster. The current duck master is only the fifth duck master since all this silliness began.(The lady with him is an honorary duck master being that it was her 90th birthday or something.)
The Peabody Hotel does not serve duck at its restaurant.
The ducks serve a three-month term and then are taken back to the wild and because of that, they are not named. (No one wants to get personal with the ducks.)
They have a $200,000 house on the roof of the hotel.
They’ve been on the Tonight Show and Sesame Street.
If you’re in Memphis and don’t have anything to do … stop by and check them out. I guess. Otherwise, just go down to your local pond and watch those ducks and play my video (that I posted below) as you are watching your local ducks to get the full effect of the music.